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Okay guys. The long awaited Street Soccer 4v4 has arrived. Applause pwease! Below are three dates and please tag the dates you are available. Timing will be either Morning, Afternoon or Night. Leave your choice of timing down too.

Dates: 28th August, 4th Sept or 11th Sept.
Shi Jian : Morning, Afternoon or Night.

Soccer ball will be sponsered by Singapore Liu Lian Federation, in short SLLF.

So guys, whatcha waiting for! Vote now! Early birds are entitled to Lucky draws with no prizes!

Oh ya. The prize for the winning tea will be out soon.

Hey guys. Though i doubt that any of you will still be following this blog, i shall just post this anyway.

Do keep your 15th May free. I am posting this two weeks in advance such that all of you have enough buffer time.

Thanks.

Peter 吵.

Hey guys,

On the 16th of April, there will be a gathering held at Marina Barrage. Till date, we have 5 confirmed. This is not enough! We need 8 of us to be there. Please state your availability here. Thanks.

Peter 炒

Guys, dan will be getting his posting this thursday 1/4/2010. Rest assure this isn't some April Fool joke. We will most likely be having either Barbeque or Steamboat.
Please state your availability here. Location wise will either be Geylang or Kallang. I need to double check. If you can't make it, do state the days when you are free. Hopefully everyone can go.

Realm Signing off.

Willie, watch this!



10 questions with Daniel Lim.

I: Interviewers
D: Daniel

I: Please introduce yourself.
D: I'm Daniel. I'm a graduate from ITE Tampines, currently awaiting for my examination results. That's all.

I: If you are to give yourself a nickname, other than noobis, cookies and boobies, what will you choose?
D: Dan. (I: Something not related to your name.) Frazen la. "Frozen", "o" take away and replace it with an "a".

I: When do you think it's the best time to have a girlfriend? Explain.
D: After studies and NS. If you have a career, then it'll be easier to support a girlfriend. Should be around the age of 24, 25.

I: Do you think that you can communicate with Extraterrestrial creatures?
D: Even though I am highly intelligent, I don't think so. Because I have a friend call Willie. (I: We are baffled by the answer.)

I: Do you think you can get a trishaw by the age of 40?
D: I don't think so, because trishaws are not for sale in Singapore. I rather get something nicer than that, called BMW. It's much cheaper. For the cost of a Lamborghini, I can buy many of it.

I: What do you think is the best name for a girl
D: Don't really know leh. No preference, as long as the name sounds okay and doesn't sound like some vulgar language. (I: How do you feel about the name Shi Qing and Qing Li?) They suck. As long as a name has a "shi" or a "li" in it, it's gonna be a sucky name. (I: We're sure he's just kidding)

I: Why do you always avoid singing?
D: I don't really listen to English and Chinese songs much. I only listen to Japanese songs. (I: Totally out of point!)

I: What if... you're walking along a crowded street and a dog comes out of nowhere and bites you from behind?
D: I will kick the dog away and act like nothing happened. (I: But your ass will be bleeding.) After that I will run to the nearest clinic.

I: What if... your girlfriend offers you a pack of marijuana?
D: I will downright reject her. And throw the marijuana into the dustbin. (I: Why?) Because it's not good for health. And seriously it's so expensive. I rather she spend the money on something else. (I: But if it's so expensive, you could just sell it right?) If I do that, I'll be caught by the police.

I: So why do you think that we should hire you instead of others?
D: (Shocked) What the f*ck?

Interviewers: Willie and CY

10 Questions with Willie Aw.


I: Interviewers
W: Willie

I: Introduce yourself.
W: (Shocked, confused about the question. We asked again. Stunned) My name is Willie, nice to meet chiu. Basically I was born on... sorry, I forgot my date of birth. I'll replace with something more interesting. I was born on Earth. Can you imagine that?

I: What are your nicknames? How do people address you, other than Willie?
W: Names ar? Wall-e, Willy, Wonka. Ya, that's all. (I: Do you have any comments about people calling you stick?) I will choose to remain silence. (I: But silence means consent.)

I: Is it true that you are currently dating someone? We heard rumours...
W: I choose to remain silent.

I: How long have you been single?
W: (Sounding like a gangster) All my life ah!

I: What do you think about people who smoke or drink?
W: (Laughs) They are obviously choosing the wrong path. (Forced interviewer to write that he said it in a "firm tone")

I: Do you think that it's true to say that "Being skinny is being pretty"?
W: (Hesitated) True, for girls. But not to the extent of being anorexic. (I: What if your gf is considered to be on the meatier side?) It's not possible. Unless she's like "Singapore Flyer".

I: Who is your best friend in GB?
W: Best friends? I think Friends Season 3 quite nice. I have no obvious answer to that.

I: What do you think about PMS?
W: It's best to leave the girl alone. They tend to be sensitive towards things. I did not experience it before and neither do I want to experience it.

I: Actually... We meant Pre-Martial Sex.
W: Yes, I meant that. No la, I give a better answer la. Wa ka le gong hor. Tan pek gong la... (Continued blabbering in hokkien)

I: What would you do if you found out that one of your friends is a sex addict?
W: (Hesitated) I'll advice him to be more careful. Remember to jio me when going.

Interviewers: KS and CY