Sunday, March 1, 2009
posted at 7:18 AM
A story chalked up by four GB members.CY,ZL,Leo and Aw.
One day, there was a ugly pig walking home.
The ugly pig met another ugly pig.
Ugly pig A said to ugly pig B.
Ugly pig A says, "zhao pai dong zuo, zai yan jing."
Ugly pig B said, "Genie sucks!"
Ugly pig A turn and walk away.
Ugly pig B chase after ugly pig A.
Ugly pig B sprays gatsby hairspray on ugly pig A's face.
Ugly pig A says, "Fuck off!"
Ugly Pig B use the spray can to hit ugly pig A's head.
Ugly pig A pointed middle finger at ugly pig B.
Ugly pig B says, "Shut up, bitch!"
Ugly pig A replied, "I never talk at all, you shit!"
Ugly pig C jumped out and say, "Diam la, you two!"
Ugly pig B hit Ugly pig C with the sprary can.
Ugly pig C burns ugly pig B to death with a lighter.
Ugly pig A says, "You killed my brother!"
Ugly pig C takes the spray can from Ugly pig B and hit Ugly pig A.
Ugly pig A fainted.
Ugly pig C eat Ugly pig A's meat and die of high cholestrol.
One day at midnight.
Kumar was walking down the dark alley.
Just when he thought no one can see him...
ugly pig C who was killed by high cholestrol appeared.
Kumar said hi to ugly pig C.
Ugly pig C pointed middle finger at him.
Kumar ate pig C.
Ugly pig B jumped out and say, "Let's battle!"
Kumar pray for Ugly pig A to appear.
Ugly pig A appeared with the spray can.
He says, "shit this is not gatsby!"
Ugly pig B ignored him and say, "Go bulbasaur!"
Ugly pig A use the spray can and hit the bulbasaur.
bulbasaur grab the spray can with the vine whip.
The spray can says, "You all are noobs" and explode.
Kumar took off his human suit, revealing ugly pig C.
He says, "opps, i just ate myself."
Then he ate himself again.
Everyone starts singing, "Opps you did it again!"
Then Ugly pig A takes out a bomb and self-explode.
Bulbasaur gain experience and evolve to ivysaur
Ugly pig B hit ivysaur with his spray can
then ivysaur shouted, "wah lan eh, enough liao hor."
Ugly pig B replied, "Who the fuck ask you to evolve?"
Ivysaur vine whip the spray can and hit ugly pig B.
Ugly Pig B died and ivysaur evolve to venusaur.
Venusaur starts singing, "lonely, i'm mr lonely."
then Ugly pig C came out of kumar's stomach and say, "I haven't die hor!"
Venusaur turned to see who was talking but accidentally step on Ugly pig C.
Ugly pig C poke venusaur in the stomach.
Venusaur said, "hey, i've no stomach. what do you think you're poking."
Ugly pig C said, "I'm poking a pokemon."
Venusaur throw a pokeball at Ugly pig C.
Ugly pig C refuse to go in.
Ugly pig C says, "Try using a masterball instead."
Venusaur did it and successfully caught Ugly pig C and he was sent to Bill's PC.
The pokedex was updated with Ugly pig C's number, -001.
The End.
Aw
