Monday, March 22, 2010
posted at 10:07 AM
10 questions with Daniel Lim.
I: Interviewers
D: Daniel
I: Please introduce yourself.
D: I'm Daniel. I'm a graduate from ITE Tampines, currently awaiting for my examination results. That's all.
I: If you are to give yourself a nickname, other than noobis, cookies and boobies, what will you choose?
D: Dan. (I: Something not related to your name.) Frazen la. "Frozen", "o" take away and replace it with an "a".
I: When do you think it's the best time to have a girlfriend? Explain.
D: After studies and NS. If you have a career, then it'll be easier to support a girlfriend. Should be around the age of 24, 25.
I: Do you think that you can communicate with Extraterrestrial creatures?
D: Even though I am highly intelligent, I don't think so. Because I have a friend call Willie. (I: We are baffled by the answer.)
I: Do you think you can get a trishaw by the age of 40?
D: I don't think so, because trishaws are not for sale in Singapore. I rather get something nicer than that, called BMW. It's much cheaper. For the cost of a Lamborghini, I can buy many of it.
I: What do you think is the best name for a girl
D: Don't really know leh. No preference, as long as the name sounds okay and doesn't sound like some vulgar language. (I: How do you feel about the name Shi Qing and Qing Li?) They suck. As long as a name has a "shi" or a "li" in it, it's gonna be a sucky name. (I: We're sure he's just kidding)
I: Why do you always avoid singing?
D: I don't really listen to English and Chinese songs much. I only listen to Japanese songs. (I: Totally out of point!)
I: What if... you're walking along a crowded street and a dog comes out of nowhere and bites you from behind?
D: I will kick the dog away and act like nothing happened. (I: But your ass will be bleeding.) After that I will run to the nearest clinic.
I: What if... your girlfriend offers you a pack of marijuana?
D: I will downright reject her. And throw the marijuana into the dustbin. (I: Why?) Because it's not good for health. And seriously it's so expensive. I rather she spend the money on something else. (I: But if it's so expensive, you could just sell it right?) If I do that, I'll be caught by the police.
I: So why do you think that we should hire you instead of others?
D: (Shocked) What the f*ck?
Interviewers: Willie and CY