Tuesday, March 9, 2010
posted at 10:11 PM
10 Questions with Willie Aw.
I: Interviewers
W: Willie
I: Introduce yourself.
W: (Shocked, confused about the question. We asked again. Stunned) My name is Willie, nice to meet chiu. Basically I was born on... sorry, I forgot my date of birth. I'll replace with something more interesting. I was born on Earth. Can you imagine that?
I: What are your nicknames? How do people address you, other than Willie?
W: Names ar? Wall-e, Willy, Wonka. Ya, that's all. (I: Do you have any comments about people calling you stick?) I will choose to remain silence. (I: But silence means consent.)
I: Is it true that you are currently dating someone? We heard rumours...
W: I choose to remain silent.
I: How long have you been single?
W: (Sounding like a gangster) All my life ah!
I: What do you think about people who smoke or drink?
W: (Laughs) They are obviously choosing the wrong path. (Forced interviewer to write that he said it in a "firm tone")
I: Do you think that it's true to say that "Being skinny is being pretty"?
W: (Hesitated) True, for girls. But not to the extent of being anorexic. (I: What if your gf is considered to be on the meatier side?) It's not possible. Unless she's like "Singapore Flyer".
I: Who is your best friend in GB?
W: Best friends? I think Friends Season 3 quite nice. I have no obvious answer to that.
I: What do you think about PMS?
W: It's best to leave the girl alone. They tend to be sensitive towards things. I did not experience it before and neither do I want to experience it.
I: Actually... We meant Pre-Martial Sex.
W: Yes, I meant that. No la, I give a better answer la. Wa ka le gong hor. Tan pek gong la... (Continued blabbering in hokkien)
I: What would you do if you found out that one of your friends is a sex addict?
W: (Hesitated) I'll advice him to be more careful. Remember to jio me when going.
Interviewers: KS and CY
